When my wife and I first met I was 27 and she was 23, yet she made it sound like I was 100, all the time. She still does. When we first started dating we were so smitten with each other that we constantly said sappy shit to one another. Okay, we still do. But after this particular one-liner, I knew for sure she was the one.
Me: Where have you been my whole life?
Her: Growing up.