I wrote this up before Miss April had her baby! I’m sure you’ve heard by now, but if you haven’t, click here.
Jen was online looking up different live videos of things she’s been keeping tabs on. Mostly she spends her time watching live videos of feral cats about to give birth, but she would go check out April the giraffe’s live feed to see how she was coming along as well.
One day Jen wasn’t having a good time with it, as one of the momma cats finally gave birth, but all of the kittens died. I was sitting on the couch and she was telling me what all was going on, getting more and more upset by the minute, voice getting louder and meaner. Naturally I was backing her up by trying to be just as upset.
W: … and April the giraffe hasn’t fucking given birth yet either!