One-Liner Wednesday – Cynical

My wife and I have a very interesting relationship. Have you seen those videos of the really old couples sitting on a porch and talking shit to each other? That’s us now, and will be us then, if we live that long. We’ve completely balanced out our conversations into almost half and half serious and or loving talk/talking shit.

One day we were talking about something, maybe, why it was that I didn’t have friends, which is really okay with me. That’s just less I have to do. She said…

“Probably because you’re a cynical asshole who hates everyone and everything.”

That’s why I love her so much. She gets me.

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About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.
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7 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday – Cynical

  1. 1jaded1 says:

    You just made me think of American Gothic with a humorous edge. Paint you and JadedJeni on a porch talking about all kinds of shit.

    Cynical is not bad…having 1000 friends is overrated. You have a diamond in your wife.

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  2. Dan Antion says:

    What a blessing to have someone in your life who can tell you that!

    Liked by 3 people

  3. LindaGHill says:

    Haha! Sounds like a marriage made in heaven. 😀

    Liked by 3 people

  4. joey says:

    Sounds like me and mine ❤ Long live Matt n' Jen! 😀

    Liked by 3 people

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