This happened a month or two ago, but I keep forgetting to share it. My wife and I had some leftovers from dinner the night before, and they were delicious. There was enough for two servings, so I said to my wife that we could each have some. She said that I could have it all. Later I saw her and she asked if there was any left and I said no, because she said I could eat the rest.
She said something like, “It doesn’t matter what I said. If you were a GOOD husband…”
Without thinking, I answered honestly, “But I’m not.”
It was funny to me.