One-Liner Wednesday – Good Husband

This happened a month or two ago, but I keep forgetting to share it. My wife and I had some leftovers from dinner the night before, and they were delicious. There was enough for two servings, so I said to my wife that we could each have some. She said that I could have it all. Later I saw her and she asked if there was any left and I said no, because she said I could eat the rest.

She said something like, “It doesn’t matter what I said. If you were a GOOD husband…”

Without thinking, I answered honestly, “But I’m not.”

It was funny to me.

One-Liner Wednesday is a product of LindaGHill

About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.
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