All About Jen

Jen wanted me to write a blog about her, so I am.

I love her a lot. She’s the one for me. I’m not joking. If I wasn’t married to her, I’d be married to someone who made me more miserable than she does, and that wouldn’t work out. Basically, Jen makes me less miserable than everyone else.

That’s how I judge relationships. Those people who are in my life make me less miserable than everyone else. Therefore, they are allowed to stay.

So she makes me happy. Mostly. I’d say it’s probably at a good 20% miserable. My next favorite person is probably at 40%. Which is really good, actually. I know it doesn’t sound like it, but considering the rest of the population sits at a 95%, 40% isn’t so bad. Basically, at 45% I start to lose interest.

She just started her new job, and I’m so proud of her. I knew she’d land a good job after walking out of her last. Her resume is pretty damn good, and she does her job well, no matter what she does. She’s not a shitty worker. She’s one of those people who takes pride in what they do. There’s not too many of them around anymore like that.

Her job offers many perks, and just tonight she was telling me how she’s not too sure about staying there, but the perks are keeping her there. They truly are some amazing perks. I won’t say just what those are, but they’re pretty awesome. The company seems to actually care about their employees, unlike just about every other company in the world.

I know she has my back. No matter what happens, she’s there for me. I truly don’t deserve her. I feel so comfortable with her that I’m not sure what I would do if I ever lost her. I don’t think I could survive without her.

She’s one of the funniest people I know. Her mind works at a level that is amazing. If I could just glance into her mind at any given time, I’m sure I’d be blown away by the hilarity. The best part is, I know a lot of people don’t get her like I do, which says a whole lot about them. She’s hysterical.

She’s my best friend, truly my soul mate, and the one person I can’t stand to live life without. I love her the most, and only hope that I can make her a fraction of the happy that she makes me.

She doesn’t post a lot anymore, which is a shame, but if you’d like to read what she has to say, check out her blog.


About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.
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One Response to All About Jen

  1. joey says:

    I feel similarly about who I can stand how much!
    I'm glad her new perks are swell, she deserves some great job time.
    I am very happy y'all have one another.

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