I know life sucks. Well, for some of you it’s all peaches and cream. You can go to hell. But the rest of you who have hard lives, chances are very good that YOU make your life hard. You can go to hell too.
Today I witnessed a few things that pissed me off. Just because it was people doing stupid shit to make their lives more difficult, or worse yet, make the lives of others more difficult. Completely unnecessarily.
It all started when I was at the airport this morning for Uber, waiting on a ride. In the ride share parking lot we have two portapotties, one for men and one for women. The one for men is regularly horrible, but today it went a step further.
Never mind they have a dumpster there for us to throw stuff away, people have gone into that portapotty and discarded plastic drink bottles. One in the urinal, one in the toilet, one next to the toilet, one on the floor and one on this little shelf thing. No matter that 20 feet away is an accessible dumpster. I wanted to use the urinal, but I couldn’t, because I didn’t want to touch the bottle in it, and I didn’t want to pee on it and have the pee splash back on me.
The toilet seat in there is covered with liquid. I don’t know if it’s pee, most likely it is, but it kinda looked like that blue stuff in the toilet. Either way, it was all over. I tried cleaning some of it up the other day with toilet paper, but afterwards I went to get the hand sanitizer they supply us with and it was out, so I had the smell of whatever the fuck liquid was on the toilet all over my hands.
Do you know why? Because all these clean freaks who insist on a 0% bacteria level on their bodies go to the bathroom there all the time just to get the sanitizer for their hands. And then those who actually use the bathroom there don’t have anything to clean their hands with.
As I left the bathroom I had to pull toilet paper off of my shoes, because it was fucking everywhere in there, except for IN THE TOILET.
Oh, did I mention the pile of shit on the toilet? No. That was new today. It wasn’t there yesterday. Big, steaming, LIQUID, pile of shit on the toilet. I understand not wanting to sit on that seat, and not being able to hold it if you got diarrhea, but god dammit, aim better or clean it the fuck up. If you made the mess, you clean it up. Don’t be a bitch. I know you’re an adult because you have to be to do Uber. So fucking act like one.
Animals. They’re all animals. Born in a barn, raised in a zoo, fucking animals. If you go to the bathroom and destroy it like that, you need to shoot yourself in the face. Go ahead, you know who you are, do it. I’ll wait.
So naturally, because using the bathroom the correct way is too boring for you and you decided to do it completely wrong, it fucks up everything for the rest of us who actually belong here amongst the other adults.
And then there are those people in stores who insist on blocking the entire fucking aisles with their carts. WHY? It’s literally NOT HARD AT ALL to realize you’re blocking the aisle. Other people are using the store, you know. Stop making life difficult. You are a shit stain on society and you don’t deserve to be out amongst others.
How about those people who drive down the street with their turn signal on because they don’t know where they’re turning? How about those people who don’t use turn signals at all? Either use them right, or don’t use them. Better yet, use them right, or don’t drive. Get off the road.
Pickup truck drivers are the worst. They are above the law and can do whatever the hell they want. Apparently. Speeding, no turn signal using, switching lanes whenever the fuck they want, douche bags. All of them. I’d love to drive a pickup, but I don’t want to be lumped in with the rest. Seriously. I used to drive one, but it was taken away from me because I used my turn signals and drove with respect for others.
This world is full of people who don’t deserve to be here. This is why I can’t stand that saying, “All lives matter.” No, they don’t. Only a small percentage do, and the rest can go to hell. If there was a way to determine which lives actually matter and which don’t, and then to get rid of those who don’t, I wouldn’t care if I was one who didn’t matter, just so long as all of them were to be tossed out. Even if I was included. Just to make the world a better place.
Can y’all please start acting like you have half a fucking brain? And if you insist on making things tough, make them tough for you. Stop fucking up everyone else’s lives.