Strange News Sunday – Arresting Winter

From down the street at ABC News’ place comes this fantastic story of a police department in New York getting fed up with winter, so they arrested it.

The Depew Police Department announced on their Facebook page that they had arrested winter. If any more snow were to fall, they would hold it against winter in court.

They also called out Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who saw his shadow and predicted 6 more weeks of winter, and said he should turn himself in for his prediction.

It’s a good thing winter is white, cause if it was black they wouldn’t have arrested it, they would’ve just shot it. Don’t be surprised if Punxsutawney Phil ends up being busted with meth or something. I’m sure it will be planted.

Hey, speaking of crooked cops, eight of them in Pilar, Argentina, blamed mice on a half-ton of missing pot. HuffPost reports that there was supposed to be about 13,000 pounds in lockup, but about 1,000 was missing.

Former police commissioner Javer Specia along with a few subordinates claimed the missing pot must have been eaten by mice. Some people said they were full of shit, that mice wouldn’t confuse pot for food, and that if they had eaten 1,000 pounds of it, they would’ve died, and their extremely high corpses would’ve been found.

1,000 pounds of pot, sold, might be enough to keep those fired officers afloat until something better comes along. That’s how I’d handle that.

Lastly, also from HuffPost, Tonya Harding is joining the cast of Dancing With The Stars. I don’t have much on this, as the headline alone says it all, but all I can say is, I hope they let her win, otherwise, somebody’s knee caps are going to get busted.


About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.
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