What Song Do You Know Entirely?

My wife sent me this thing earlie.

You think you know a song, hell, a LOT of songs, all the way through, right? But when it gets right down to it, DO YOU REALLY? I hear my wife sing one particular song all the time when we listen to it and I hear her get a word or two wrong each time. The thing is, the word she sings COULD work in the song, so it’s not really sounding wrong to her. But then, am I that sure of myself and what I know to say she’s wrong? Maybe I’m wrong.

And I think I know a ton of songs all the way through, but with a gun pointed at my head? I’d better be damn sure what I’m doing.

First, this was asked by Pink Coochi. Excellent. Second, did you see the response above the question? Alphabet. Good luck with not dying. Unless they meant the actual alphabet. ABCDE… and not Ab City.

My wife suggested maybe Bohemian Rhapsody, but I’m positive I’m fucking some of those words up each and every time I sing it. If I had to do it off the top of my head? I’m shot.

And I’m doing what I can to not get shot. So if it can be any song with lyrics, cause otherwise I’d pick an instrumental, this is what I’m going with. “Ex-Girlfriend” by Bush.

You only call me when you’re down x8

So, what song do you know the entirety of FOR SURE? I can imagine any Disney song or songs from a musical would probably be easy for someone.

EDIT: And I fucked even that up. When I first wrote out the lyrics I wrote “You only call me when I’m down” and that’s not right. I would’ve been shot. Sonofabitch.


About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.
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2 Responses to What Song Do You Know Entirely?

  1. My first thought was to cheat and pick a song with no lyrics, like Orion by Metallica.

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