Strange News Sunday: Aliens!

This article is about aliens.

Ladies and gents, if you haven’t heard yet, I’m here to tell you that there are people in this world who REALLY WANT TO KNOW what’s at Area 51. These particular people, upwards of a million of them, have started a Facebook group and they plan on storming Area 51.

I admire their tenacity, but I don’t think they’re going to actually go through with it. If they do, though, I can’t wait to find out what they find out.

Now, I’m not one to make up conspiracy theories (I really am) but I believe they’re hiding something there and that whatever it is would change the course of history if it were made public. And really, the only way we’re ever going to find out is if something like this happens. And honestly, this sort of thing needs to happen in other places, too. We need some real change in this country, and an uprising is the only way things are going to get better.

Sure things have been changing for the better, some things, but I think ultimately, we as a people need to get our country back.

And discovering the absolute proof of aliens is a good way to start that process. Because if those people are successful, they’ll be the leaders of the beginning of a larger uprising. If they’re successful, they’ll prove it can be done.

In other weird, I’m sorry, STRANGE news, a couple of sunken WWII submarines have disappeared of the coast of Malaysia.

If you know your history, and I don’t, there were a ton of shipwrecks off the coasts of Malaysia and Singapore, and officials say every now and then pieces of those ships go missing because of scavengers who sell the scrap metal for a hefty payout. Except this time they apparently made off with two subs.

I guess there’s no real issue with taking the metal in and of itself, but these ships are the final resting places for thousands of crewmen. And these resting places are being desecrated every time someone steals some metal.

Even though there’s tons of proof that it was scavengers, I’m going to throw this out there and say those subs were taken by

Aliens.

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About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.
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2 Responses to Strange News Sunday: Aliens!

  1. joey says:

    Me: I wonder what’s out there in the desert?
    Also Me: Fuck no, I’m not going to trespass military property.

    I mean, REALLY! O_O

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