About

Hi. My name is Matt. I’m 37, married without kids, unsure of my religious beliefs or if I have any at all to be unsure of, a believer in the paranormal, animal lover, human hater, occasional writer, and lover of spaghetti. Also, I believe one day, the Martians will attack.

Here’s me, as if it needs to happen.

I said something stupid, so I punched myself.

I said something stupid, so I punched myself.

Me and Redd. He climbed me. Quite a feat.

Me and Redd. He climbed me. Quite a feat.

Most recent pic of me, at Reily's Pizza.

Most recent pic of me, at Reily’s Pizza.