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My wife and I have a very interesting relationship. Have you seen those videos of the really old couples sitting on a porch and talking shit to each other? That’s us now, and will be us then, if we live … Continue reading
This is a typical conversation with us. I’ll say I’m going to do something normal and she questions me. I don’t know why she does this, but you’d think after 10 years of giving her shit for it she would … Continue reading
I just realized, while having a conversation with my wife on Messenger, that I unnecessarily cuss a lot. I mean, I’ve always known I like to cuss and I do so frequently, but tonight I realized just how bad it … Continue reading
I was watching a video on Facebook about our baby hippo Fiona at the Cincinnati Zoo. Her handlers were playing with her and rubbing around in her mouth, and it looked as if they were helping to ease pain from … Continue reading
Greetings fellow Earthlings! I’m the super hot Earth wife of one Mr Martian Matt and today I’m hijacking bringing you a little blog piece on the merits of loyalty and logic in a relationship.