Category Archives: Conversations W/The Wife

One-Liner Wednesday – Spider In The Camera

Where my wife works she has these huge spiders hanging around. They look like giant orb weavers. And I mean giant. For here in Ohio, anyway. I know they get bigger in other places, but I’m not here to compare. … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – Cynical

My wife and I have a very interesting relationship. Have you seen those videos of the really old couples sitting on a porch and talking shit to each other? That’s us now, and will be us then, if we live … Continue reading

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Conversations W/The Wife – Leaving Now

This is a typical conversation with us. I’ll say I’m going to do something normal and she questions me. I don’t know why she does this, but you’d think after 10 years of giving her shit for it she would … Continue reading

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Conversations W/The Wife – Cussing

I just realized, while having a conversation with my wife on Messenger, that I unnecessarily cuss a lot. I mean, I’ve always known I like to cuss and I do so frequently, but tonight I realized just how bad it … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – Teething

I was watching a video on Facebook about our baby hippo Fiona at the Cincinnati Zoo. Her handlers were playing with her and rubbing around in her mouth, and it looked as if they were helping to ease pain from … Continue reading

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Loyalty vs Logic! (Guest Blogging)

Greetings fellow Earthlings! I’m the super hot Earth wife of one Mr Martian Matt and today I’m hijacking bringing you a little blog piece on the merits of loyalty and logic in a relationship.

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