Category Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday: Job!

Jen lost her job a couple weeks ago. Her GM, who is a real piece of shit, named Dent, went off on her in front of people in the lobby, talked down to her, made her cry, which ultimately made … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – Good Husband

This happened a month or two ago, but I keep forgetting to share it. My wife and I had some leftovers from dinner the night before, and they were delicious. There was enough for two servings, so I said to … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – Spider In The Camera

Where my wife works she has these huge spiders hanging around. They look like giant orb weavers. And I mean giant. For here in Ohio, anyway. I know they get bigger in other places, but I’m not here to compare. … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – On Writing

Since I drive for Uber, I usually get into the general conversation of “So, do you do this full time?” To which I always reply, “No, I’m a writer.” Inevitably I always get asked, “OH! What do you write?” Since … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – Cynical

My wife and I have a very interesting relationship. Have you seen those videos of the really old couples sitting on a porch and talking shit to each other? That’s us now, and will be us then, if we live … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – No Roads

Something occurred to me the other day, and it was something I had never heard anyone else mention before, so I may very well be the first person to come up with this. I may also be the millionth and … Continue reading

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