Category Archives: Terrible Commercials

Terrible Commercials: Domino’s – Dinner Bell

Domino’s, you may have tasty food, but your commercial is fucking stupid. Let me correct that. Your commercial is DUMB! I’m sure the bell is supposed to be saying “DOM!” for “Domino’s,” but it sounds like “DUMB!” and quite frankly, … Continue reading

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Terrible Commercials: Gold Star Chili – Small Batch Chili

Here in Cincinnati we have Cincinnati style chili. The two leaders in that are Skyline Chili and Gold Star Chili, though there are dozens of others who make their own version, and locally people argue as to whose is the … Continue reading

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Terrible Commercials: Cold-Eeze

One thing I hate about commercials is how some show something happening that just doesn’t make sense in order to promote their product. Like, people doing things that an insanely large amount of people would never fucking do. I can’t … Continue reading

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Terrible Commercials: Farmers Only

Farmers Only is a dating site that caters specifically to the country boys and girls. All of their commercials are pretty bad, some more than others, and only one or two have been not so terrible that I could almost … Continue reading

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Terrible Commercials: Trumpy Bear

Hey, Merry Christmas! What better gift could I give you than a terrible commercial?! This is the terriblist of them all! The best part about this is, it IS a real product, but I still can’t tell if it’s a … Continue reading

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Terrible Commercials: Sea Watch Resort

I’m having a hard time with this. Officially this is a terrible commercial because in and of itself, it’s absolutely fucking terrible. But, it’s so terrible that it’s amazingly awesome. This rarely happens, but when it does, it’s like spotting … Continue reading

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