Who is the one person you wouldn’t ask about something existing? The person most likely to want to keep it a secret. You wouldn’t ask the head of the KKK if racism still exists. You wouldn’t ask the President if aliens exist. And you wouldn’t ask a tax dodging liar if they’ve paid all of their taxes or not.
With that being said, who is it that is classically the cause of all Friend Zones? A woman? Right.
It has been non-scientifically discovered that 98% of all people who have put others in the Friend Zone are women. Hey, you can’t argue against unreal statistics.
So naturally when not one woman, but TWO women tried to tell me just this morning that the Friend Zone doesn’t exist, I laughed heartily. Like I’m going to believe them. If they said it DID exist, they would have ruined the Friend Zone for all of womankind. And they don’t want to have that weight thrust upon their shoulders.
Their argument in a meme nutshell?
What they said to me is, basically, the Friend Zone doesn’t exist because women are allowed to not find someone attractive who finds them attractive.
Even though that’s the fucking definition of a Friend Zone.