Now Entering The Friend Zone

Who is the one person you wouldn’t ask about something existing? The person most likely to want to keep it a secret. You wouldn’t ask the head of the KKK if racism still exists. You wouldn’t ask the President if aliens exist. And you wouldn’t ask a tax dodging liar if they’ve paid all of their taxes or not.

With that being said, who is it that is classically the cause of all Friend Zones? A woman? Right.

It has been non-scientifically discovered that 98% of all people who have put others in the Friend Zone are women. Hey, you can’t argue against unreal statistics.

So naturally when not one woman, but TWO women tried to tell me just this morning that the Friend Zone doesn’t exist, I laughed heartily. Like I’m going to believe them. If they said it DID exist, they would have ruined the Friend Zone for all of womankind. And they don’t want to have that weight thrust upon their shoulders.

Their argument in a meme nutshell?

Then I’d say you took the wrong pill.

What they said to me is, basically, the Friend Zone doesn’t exist because women are allowed to not find someone attractive who finds them attractive.

Even though that’s the fucking definition of a Friend Zone.
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YouTube Tuesday – Charlie The Unicorn

This has been out nine years and has been viewed almost 30 million times on YouTube alone. It also has 3 sequels which are all just as messed up, if not more so, than the original.

If you haven’t seen it yet, or you want to reminisce, check it out below!


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Strange News Sunday – Vatican Orgies

HOLY cow… I saw this on Twitter earlier this week and did a double take. There’s no way this could be true, is there? I went to validate the source and HOLY shit, it’s the New York Post. It’s validated.

Vatican cops bust drug-fueled gay orgy at home of cardinal’s aide

The apartment in question used to be the place where Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger lived for about 25 years before becoming Pope Benedict XVI. The suspect, a priest, is an aide to one of Pope Francis’ key advisers.

Neighbors had been complaining recently about people coming and going and strange noises coming from inside the apartment. I mean, they might be strange noises for the Vatican, but they’re not STRANGE noises. Everybody knows what those sounds are.

Vatican police showed up and raided the apartment in June where they discovered multiple men engaging in rampant drug use and homosexual activity. Sounds like a fun time, eh?
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Live Friday Nights: Fleetwood Mac – Rhiannon

I can’t keep my days of the week straight. I woke up last night for work and was still mostly asleep. I didn’t actually wake up until about 2 am this morning. I didn’t even realize I hadn’t posted the Live Friday Night until just now, almost 9 am on Saturday morning. Ugh. Better late than never, right? Maybe I should change the name of this blog to that.

More from The Midnight Special, this time in the form of one of the greatest rock bands of all time. Love them or hate them, they were undeniably one of the best combinations of talent in the music industry, which can be heard in the music they put out over 40 years ago and how it is still going strong today. It will no doubt carry on long into the future.

Stevie Nicks is one of the all time best singers, ever. I don’t know how anybody couldn’t love that voice. And her beauty… wow. What a hottie. This is a great performance of one of their biggest hits.

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Getting An Uber

There’s one thing that pisses me off more than anything else with riders, and that is where to pick them up. Most often the issue comes from them being at a business location, but not putting that business in their pickup location.

Most people just use the option to get picked up from where the GPS pin says they are, and then the driver gets an address. That’s awesome, at least we get an address. That works when picking up from a residence, most of the time. But when they’re leaving from some store in a shopping plaza, that pin/address thing sucks.

Not all businesses have their address visible on the front of their buildings. If you’re at a BP gas station, put into your location “BP” and guess what… it will pop up exactly where you’re at. I know! Technology! Then the driver will know exactly where to get you from and there won’t be any confusion.

Typically it’s not too much of an issue, but I’ve had people yell at me for taking too long to get them. Or if I pass their spot and have to circle around the block they’ll call me and ask if I’m lost. Well yeah, I am lost because you didn’t PUT IN THE NAME OF THE FUCKING BUSINESS WHERE YOU’RE AT!
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Independence Day

(I apologize, WordPress is still messing with my URLS.)

Happy fourth, everybody!

Some time in these last 240+ years we’ve forgotten what Independence Day is all about. Not all of us, I know there are many who still remember. Like all of our troops, may I salute them now.

July 4th is not about fireworks. And I know in this country we live in today, it’s hard to think about actually having independence, considering how terrible our government is. Well, if you’re one of those people who thinks that way, like I do. In all reality, they are our overlords and we are their puppets.

We should be excited to be independent, regardless, because we do have it much better in this country than they do in a lot of other places.

I’m not one for fireworks, though. I used to be, but the older I got, the less into them I was. Once you’ve seen fireworks, you’ve seen fireworks.

Locally we have an amusement park called King’s Island. Every night at closing time they shoot off fireworks. On the 4th they have an extra good show, but the regular shows are still pretty good, and about 10 minutes long. My wife used to work next door to there at a hotel, and some nights I’d drop her off for work and then sit in the parking lot and watch the fireworks. That summer I must’ve seen 100 firework shows. They were all cool, but seriously, they were just fireworks. After a while they were nothing special.

For the last 20 years that I’ve lived in this house, the neighbors behind me have had firework shows every year on the 4th, yet they typically shoot them off starting on the first and ending on the sixth or seventh. By the time the 4th comes, I’m already sick of them.
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