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NaNoWriMo 2018 Winner

Hey guys, winner here. I just finished my 50,000 word sprint for National Novel Writing Month, and I thought I’d share what I just wrote to win it. I’ve written about five different short stories to make this 50,000, and … Continue reading

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Fork You!

There’s this Asian Buffet restaurant my wife and I have been going to for a few years now, ironically called Asian Buffet, that has pretty good food. But literally every single time we’ve gone there my fork is always fucked … Continue reading

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Terrible Commercials: Cold-Eeze

One thing I hate about commercials is how some show something happening that just doesn’t make sense in order to promote their product. Like, people doing things that an insanely large amount of people would never fucking do. I can’t … Continue reading

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Terrible Commercials: Farmers Only

Farmers Only is a dating site that caters specifically to the country boys and girls. All of their commercials are pretty bad, some more than others, and only one or two have been not so terrible that I could almost … Continue reading

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Strange News Sunday – Anal

I’m without internet again, so it looks like I’ll be away for a short while. Well, hopefully it’s short. In the meantime, here’s a quick news story to pass the time. A young couple in Bijie city, China, were having … Continue reading

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Strange News Sunday – Piss Off

The only place I can think of that this would make sense is in Dayton, Ohio. But no, this takes place in Paris. Ooo wee wee. I know what I typed. According to the NPR, Paris, as in Paris, France, … Continue reading

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