I’m without internet again, so it looks like I’ll be away for a short while. Well, hopefully it’s short. In the meantime, here’s a quick news story to pass the time.
A young couple in Bijie city, China, were having issues having a kid. They had been trying for four years to get pregnant, but nothing ever came of it. So they finally went to see the doctor.
When the doctor checked the girl, she discovered the girl was still a virgin. As you can expect, thanks to my clever title, they had been having anal sex the entire time.
The girl said it was unusually painful for her each time, and when the doctor checked her anus, she discovered she could fit three fingers up inside. Apparently the husband was packing, figuratively and literally.
Shortly after they were given sex pamphlets, the couple finally conceived the right way, as God intended, through vaginal sex. I find it interesting to know that the doctor who did the checkup had retired after seeing the couple. I’m guessing she had finally seen it all.
And this, my friends, is why porn is so important. It’s how I learned to have sex. And believe me, when I was a kid, I had NO CLUE how sex happened until I saw a porn video.
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