Review: Keto Tortillas

I’m dieting, and it’s not a keto diet per se, but I do use keto foods to help with the diet. Technically I could probably go into ketosis at some point, but that’s not my intention.

The reason is, I’m just trying to cut down as many carbs as I can. The last time I did this diet, I ate two eggs in the morning with apple slices or a banana. The eggs would either be boiled or fried, but usually boiled. And that would last me until dinner most days.

Sometimes I’d snack on baby carrots, usually just a few is all it would take, and when I had dinner I’d usually eat a salad with two more diced hard boiled eggs and a diced up baked chicken breast. Protein, man. That’s where it’s at.

But, on the rare chance I ate lunch, it would be two wraps with a packet of Chicken or Tuna Creations, some shredded cheese, and sometimes I’d throw some lettuce on it for crunch, or maybe a little ranch, depending on what flavor I used of the Creations. The first wrap I tried was Olé Xtreme Wellness Keto Friendly Carb Lean High Fiber Tortillas, and those are amazing.

A Keto Lifestyle

A couple weeks ago I posted about going Keto. I haven’t yet, but I’m slowly moving my way towards that.

That’s not why I’m writing this. I’m writing to tell you that if you want to get a ton of bot accounts to follow you and to like a post of yours without even reading it just to promote their own site, name one of your posts something that has to do with diet or exercise. Or both! Double shot! Make sure you add the proper tags to the post to drive them to you quicker!

Trust me, this post will get a dozen or more likes and probably a couple of follows, too. Keep a look out!

Oh yeah, my second season of my podcast has started already, and I’m now doing a YouTube channel for it, too! If you’d like, go check that out!

Going Keto

I’m sick of being a fat, out of shape, sweat hog. So I’m going to be changing my life around. First things first. Diet and exercise. Keto sounds like a plan, it’s supposed to be great for those who have high blood pressure and diabetes. Count me in.

I don’t know much about Keto, so I did a search on it to see what it was all about, and I came upon this site that is supposed to be for beginners, ketocycle.diet. You answer questions, tell them how old you are, how much you weigh, and how tall you are, and how much you’d like to weigh and they tell you a meal plan to help you get there for a fee. I wouldn’t mind paying if it would help me lose weight and set me on a good path.

Instead, I’m told that my height and weight are SO OUTRAGEOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE that it could never happen in a million years and there’s nothing they can do for me unless I change the numbers to something that they can deal with. Something they can handle. God forbid they help someone who’s actually fat and needs it. No, this Keto diet is only for those who are already in perfect shape, they just want to be trendy.

After that, there’s nothing else. There’s no “Are you sure this is correct? If so, continue with your customized plan.” No, none of that. They can’t help you, because they can’t wrap their mind around someone being fat. So they actually planned that message. They actually refused to design their website to include plans for people who are overweight and need the help. They actually wrote out this message and programmed it onto their site and told it to pop up when fat people come by so that they know there’s no help for them here. They’re unwanted here.

Or I could go and change my weight so that it’s more along what they can fathom, with their tiny little brains that are open to a very tiny world that doesn’t weigh anything. So I could lie, basically, just to let them take my money to “help” me. Which they’d probably just criticize me instead. Point at me and talk quietly amongst themselves while staring at me.

So instead of wasting my money with a site that openly doesn’t want to help us disgusting ass fat fucks to lose weight, I’ll just search meals for myself and do it all myself for free, like a friend suggested. Fuck that site, they can suck a fat one.