Author Archives: Matt Roberts

About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.

I Hate Bon Jovi

I was driving home just now, listening to the most awesome classic rock, when all of a sudden the station I was listening to decided to play Bon Jovi. It made me realize just how much I hate him. More … Continue reading

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Prescribe Me This

I was just watching TV and saw a commercial for a new sleeping pill. So my first thought was, why come out with a new sleeping pill if we already have a bunch? What were the scientists and doctors thinking … Continue reading

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Live Friday Nights: Creedence Clearwater Revival – Proud Mary

I love these guys so much that I consider them to be the best rock band ever. I’m sure you have your own opinion, and it’s probably some band nobody ever says is the best, like Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, … Continue reading

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Strange News Sunday – Nature And Babies

It was just brought to my attention that these two things exist, and I’m not happy about it. Of course, they don’t bother my way of life, so why should it matter? I guess it doesn’t. Even still, these two … Continue reading

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Live Friday Nights: The Cranberries – Zombie

It’s kinda getting freaky how rock star death has become a thing here. If you haven’t heard, Dolores O’Riordan, the beautiful lead singer of The Cranberries, passed away due to unknown reasons, but they say the reasons are unsuspicious. Up … Continue reading

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Great Commercials – Poo-pourri

This and Unicorn Gold dominate all that is poop. They’ve got a lot more where that came from, and they’re all awesome. Click this.

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