Author Archives: Matt Roberts

About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.

Unpopular Opinion: Watch Out For Motorcycles

This should piss quite a few people off, including some I know. First, let me show you a viral post that went out a couple years ago on Facebook from a guy who said he’s not going to watch out … Continue reading

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YouTube Tuesday – Stoned Flies

Oh man, Joe Cartoon. How I miss you. If you’ve never heard of Joe Cartoon, he was basically the god of the internet back in the late 90s to mid 2000s. He made Flash cartoons and interactive “games” that were … Continue reading

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2017 Mothman Festival

As a surprise, the wife scheduled a trip for us to the 16th annual Mothman Festival in Point Pleasant, WV. Cause she LOVES me. If you don’t know about the Mothman, then you don’t know shit. So back in the … Continue reading

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Live Friday Nights: Noisettes – Never Forget You

I’m absolutely in love with the Noisettes. Seriously. I discovered them a few years ago on the same music channel that I discovered Robert Randolph on. The official video for this song came on, and I was immediately entranced. If … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – On Writing

Since I drive for Uber, I usually get into the general conversation of “So, do you do this full time?” To which I always reply, “No, I’m a writer.” Inevitably I always get asked, “OH! What do you write?” Since … Continue reading

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I’m such a lazy fuck. Seriously, if I could get away with never doing anything, I would. If I could just stare at a wall all day, I’d do it. I might nod off to sleep, I might not. I … Continue reading

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