Author Archives: Matt Roberts

About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.

Innsbruck, Austria

I haven’t done one of these in a while, but I’ve had several places in line to be written about. For some reason I leave it open on a tab for months and then I just delete it. This time … Continue reading

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I Am A Racist

No, it’s not what you might be thinking. But first, let me tell you what just happened. I was outside with my dad, just hanging out. I looked around and there was a stink bug on a box on our … Continue reading

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My Endorsement

We’re into politics now, so I figured I’d join in the fun. Since politics is a bunch of shit, what better way to talk about it than to talk about shit? And what better way to talk about shit than … Continue reading

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Lil Horror Stories On Store Shelves Now!

Hey guys, I just signed a deal with the incense store Wildberry in Oxford, OH near Miami University! Now you can stop at their location in town and pick up a copy of my book, as well as all of … Continue reading

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Strange News Sunday: Komodos And Barrels

I wrote once before about people doing stupid shit and being rewarded for it by being named a world record holder. Like a group of people who decided to stand in formation and look from above as a giant clover. … Continue reading

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Running Down A Dream

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