Author Archives: Matt Roberts

About Matt Roberts

I am an author of horror and things near it. I enjoy nightmares and bad B horror flicks.

Unpopular Opinions – Handicapped Doesn’t Mean Invincible

At some point we lost the ability to say “handicapped.” As George Carlin pointed out once, they’re not handicapped, they’re handicapable. I’ve been seeing this commercial on TV for a while now about donating to the Shriner’s Hospital. They show … Continue reading

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Southern Recipe Small Batch Pork Rinds Review

I just discovered these at a little country store down the street from where I live. Since I was in the market for some chips and I do love me some Chicharrones, I decided to take a pick from four … Continue reading

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Strange News Sunday: How A-PEEL-ing

Terrible banana joke in the title there. Sorry. I know I usually post two stories for Strange News Sunday, but this week I’m sticking with one, because by God, there’s enough here to make a decent article. Decent, I say, … Continue reading

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Online Money Advance

My wife and I perpetually live paycheck to paycheck and quite often we run out of funds well before our next check. We’re used to it, but sometimes it really sucks, like this week. This week is Thanksgiving, and we … Continue reading

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Cool Cosmos: Orion

When I was living at my last house, I went out to the porch to smoke a cigarette and let the dog out. If I looked up and to the left, I always saw The Big Dipper. It was like … Continue reading

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My 40th Birthday

I’d like to say hi to all my new followers. May you enjoy the ride. Today I turned 40. What an accomplishment, considering I still feel 25. And that’s what 40 is. It’s 25 again. I know the math doesn’t … Continue reading

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