I love women. That’s the guy coming out in me. So when I see a woman, I typically think first and foremost, “is she hot?” I don’t know why that is. It’s not like I can do anything about it. I’m happily married and besides, if I wasn’t, I wouldn’t do anything about it anyway. I’m not an “approach a woman” type of guy. I never was. Even still, I see a woman and I immediately think to myself if she’s hot or not.
And somewhere in between the lines of hot and not, are those women whom I’d like to find attractive for whatever reason, but somehow can’t. There’s not always an explanation for why that is, either. Usually there isn’t one, actually. For whatever reason, I just can’t. Here’s some of them that I can recall right now.
FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE
You know Flo, everyone does. She’s been the spokesperson for Progressive Insurance for like a decade now.
She’s cute, and in some commercials she’s even funny. She’s almost never annoying like that fucking guy they’re trying to replace her with, Jamie, or whatever his name is. And for whatever reason there is, I want to find her attractive, because I do believe she’s a kind of gal I could fall for. Yet for some reason, and I have no idea what it is, I just can’t find her attractive.
Again, I’m not sure why I want to find her attractive, I’m only guessing it’s because she’s one of my kind of women. But there’s something there, or maybe there’s something that isn’t there, and I just can’t find her attractive.