Where Are The Kids Of ALF?

Everybody knows ALF, right? That lovable, furry, cat-eating alien who won our hearts for four seasons (yeah only four)? There were two kids on the show with him. Brother and sister, Brian and Lynn Tanner, played by Benji Gregory and Andrea Elson, respectively. There was a baby, too, but who cares about babies?

The baby, Eric William Tanner, was played by Charles Nickerson, who only acted as a baby on ALF. Not much acting went on, amirite? So looking up info on him was sort of hard, especially since I did one search and didn’t really look.

Back to the other two. Here’s a picture of a young Benji Gregory and ALF.

ALF is on the left. Source

Benji was eight when he began portraying Brian Tanner, but started acting when he was six, on The A-Team. He did quite a few acting gigs up until 1993, when he was fifteen. And then, aside from a moment in 2004 when he reprised his role of Brian for a pilot that didn’t get picked up, he hasn’t done anything in acting. He joined the Navy in 2003 and received an honorable discharge in 2005. He was married in 2006, and currently looks like this!

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Zakynthos Island, Greece

This is a new place that popped up on my Windows 10 lock screen and I just had to see what it was all about. Such a beautiful place, like most in Greece, Zakynthos Island is the third largest of the Ionian Islands in the Ionian Sea. It’s roughly 156.6 square miles and has a coastline of 76 miles. Zakynthos, in Greek mythology, was the son of Arcadian chief Dardanus.

Because of the mild climate and tons of rainfall, the island has tons of dense vegetation. The island produces olive oil, citrus fruits, grapes, and currants, with the Zante currant being native there.

The island has a population of roughly 40,000 people, and is a great place for tourism. I mean, how could you not with sights like this?

Live Friday Nights: Tom Petty – Runnin’ Down A Dream

No introduction needed.

Terrible Commercials: Farmers Only

Farmers Only is a dating site that caters specifically to the country boys and girls. All of their commercials are pretty bad, some more than others, and only one or two have been not so terrible that I could almost enjoy them.

They call themselves “Farmers Only” yet cater to the country crowd, because I guess farmers all listen to country music. Sure, maybe a majority do, but the website goes so far as to advertise the country way of life, even going so far as to say city people suck in one of their early commercials.

Interestingly enough, there are country people who live in the city, so once again they stereotype. Whatever. Here’s the commercial that gets me, because of that very issue. The woman is a country girl in the city and she wants to date a country boy. Enter a wizard. Why? Because Farmers Only decided to start putting this wizard guy in their commercials. I hate him so much that I actually like him. I hate liking him. It’s a sickness.

In the end of this commercial, though, he does this stupid little half a dance for, much like his very presence in the commercials, no apparent reason. It’s so stupid I can’t help but laugh. And I hate myself for it, because these commercials suck.

Here, you suffer.

Strange News Sunday – Anal

I’m without internet again, so it looks like I’ll be away for a short while. Well, hopefully it’s short. In the meantime, here’s a quick news story to pass the time.

A young couple in Bijie city, China, were having issues having a kid. They had been trying for four years to get pregnant, but nothing ever came of it. So they finally went to see the doctor.

When the doctor checked the girl, she discovered the girl was still a virgin. As you can expect, thanks to my clever title, they had been having anal sex the entire time.

The girl said it was unusually painful for her each time, and when the doctor checked her anus, she discovered she could fit three fingers up inside. Apparently the husband was packing, figuratively and literally.

Shortly after they were given sex pamphlets, the couple finally conceived the right way, as God intended, through vaginal sex. I find it interesting to know that the doctor who did the checkup had retired after seeing the couple. I’m guessing she had finally seen it all.

And this, my friends, is why porn is so important. It’s how I learned to have sex. And believe me, when I was a kid, I had NO CLUE how sex happened until I saw a porn video.

Live Friday Nights: The Guess Who – American Woman

Canadian based The Guess Who finally got to do a tour in America back when they first started, and the singer was so unimpressed with how many times American women turned him down, he wrote this song and it became one of their biggest hits. And then Lenny Kravitz ruined it.